Bedtime hits and suddenly I have 2 crabby little people who are dying from thirst, but need to pee every 10 minutes.  I seemed to have missed the memo that I have baby camels for children.  (Of course, during the day the 6 year old is just fine going to the bathroom solo, but the second the sun sets, it’s like she has never peed alone.)

The son is potty training, on the other hand, which means I have to assist him every time, if I want his pants to actually come down off his waist before he starts peeing.  (I get that.) The annoying part is, like clockwork, every night, 2 minutes after he lays down, he needs to “go potty” (even though he just went 10 minutes prior).  Can’t I just tell him those “special big boy pants” he wears at bedtime are actually diapers in disguise?!  Seriously, just pee in the Pull-Up so mom can watch her tv shows in peace on the couch!

Good night little monkeys, I’m sure I’ll be seeing you in 30 minutes…